talkmill:

swiftstiel:

how do people even get boyfriends/girlfriends like i can’t even talk to somebody i like without looking like an idiot and probably accidentally insulting them once or twice

Basically the story of my life.

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

fuckyeaheda:

You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.

weepingdildo:

I want a relationship that’s just like super cool friendship with like kissing

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in your vagina

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

whatyouseefit:

rudeboyjoel:

I’M A THOUSAND MILES AWAY, BUT GIRL I’D LIKE TO GET INSIDE YA

YES I DO

NO GURL CAN FUCK AS WELL AS YOU

I SWEAR IT’S TRUE. HEY THERE DELILAH, DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT PROTECTION. I’M EVEN HARDER WHEN YOU’RE LONELY, TAKE A LOOK AT MY ERECTION

CLOSE YOUR EYES

I WANNA GET BETWEEN YOUR THIGHS

'TIL I'M INSIDE

OOOH I WISH YOU WOULD DO MEE

WISH YOU WOULD SCREW ME